i do not know
i am a dolphin


the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah these kidneys be hella clean son 

(Source: cyberho, via nikkorlenses)




“break a leg” i say as you walk onto the stage

you trip and break your neck

you didnt do as i instructed

(Source: molgera, via nikkorlenses)


•my spiritual world•
  • adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
  • me: no
  • adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
  • me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet
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